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...basically robots will one day rule the world and dinosaurs will make a comeback

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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thisiselliz:

why customers act like they know more than the people that work there

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whitesoulblackheart:

NightWatch by Andrew Ferez ©

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Fact.

factssphere:

Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.

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nicoffeine:

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

Yes

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nicoffeine:

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

Wut

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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"Other people are not medicine."

It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via sunsetkawaii)

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