...basically robots will one day rule the world and dinosaurs will make a comeback

July 29, 2014 4:09 am 4:08 am


listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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4:06 am


“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It’s people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”


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July 28, 2014 3:10 am
10 Daily Random Facts


Laugh syncope is a condition where one laughs so hard that they pass out.

NASA accidentally taped over the moon landing. There are no known original recordings of the event.

A father once hired a bunch of assassins to kill his son’s online World of Warcraft character because he was spending…

July 27, 2014 4:02 am


unsolicited disney

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July 25, 2014 9:05 pm

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9:04 pm
"The point of art is to show people that life is worth living by showing them that it isn’t."

Fanny Howe  (via neon-vagina)

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12:00 am July 24, 2014 11:57 pm 11:55 pm




Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve


This is some sort of nightvale shit

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11:48 pm


Funny Sandwich Board Signs

Previously: Funny Business Signs

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11:45 pm
"Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

― Albert Camus (via psych-quotes)

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5:50 am


This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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5:50 am July 23, 2014 2:53 pm



i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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